Now. I've been guilty of some things in my time. Drinking too much. Eating cheese before bedtime. Soiling myself in public. Stealing flowers from gardens for dates. Robbing from the rich and giving to the poor and suchlike. But I seriously feel the power of positive thinking in this current economic climate is the only way to deal with it.
"Yes we can" says Barack, and fuck yes I agree with him. This is why I've decided to tell the world to drop a cockfive on the credit crunch.
Cockfive - Nb - "The act of slapping ones cock into anothers hand, usually accompanied by the phrase - cockfive!!" See also - highfive, titfive, lowfive.
I invented the cockfive when I got made redundant before Christmas. I work in recruitment so the irony wasn't lost on me at all. But essentially booze and illicits take their hold and I rocked the cockfive out on my last boss. It was as popular as High School musical and an instant cultural phenomenon.
So my message is - when this whole world starts getting you down, fuck getting up on the roof, and just cockfive it all.
In another world I am still working in recruitment - and have established 4 interviews this week for guys who have been made redundant! There is a market out there. Positive thinking plus genital slaps prove it.
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