Now. As I've mentioned previously I do indeed work in recruitment. In the IT sector. There's a recession on and jobs are at a premium. 15 minutes ago I came back from a meeting with Sony Ericsson who're letting 135 staff go, and I'm assisting the outplacements project. As part of the process I interview the candidates and advise them on what we can do to help. All fine, right?
Yes, in theory. However candidate number three did something today that blew my tiny little brainbox. Allow me to set the scene.
C++ Architect walks in stage left. Hunched, balding and face like a clumsy beekeeper. Sits down. Opens pad.
Me: Adam, good afternoon my name's Andy Smith, I'm from Amiqus, I understand you're looking for a new solutions architect role in London working within UML?
Candidate stares at me, says nothing and nods. Hand reaches into inside pocket and produces pen.
A quill. A motherfucking, flamingo feathered, Dickensian, dipped in ink quill. What's more it was pink. Pink like the underside of a flamingo. Pink like Scottish Salmon drizzled with balsamic. Pink as a newborn. Pink like Julian Clary. P.i.n.k.
I tried to get a picture on my mobile when he had to pop out, but the bastard was too quick. Heedless I've highlighted a similar product. Outrageous.
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